Great Day

Today was amazing, after eating some poop monsters for breakfast I headed out of the cave. At the opening there was a huge stick of deoderant, I was so scared, I never touched deoderant before. Thank goodness that I shot lasers from my mole at it though. I'm so glad, I don't know what would happen if I touched it, my family is very allergic to deoderant. Well, I'm pooped I had a big day, I'm gunna hit the sack.

Cave of squares

Well today was something, I figured that I could get to Mt.Hibachi quicker if I went through the square cave. I always thought they called it square cave because it was square, but it's really beace square poop monsters inhabit these lands. Luckily I ate most of them (good thing i had hot sauce with me, huh) they we're delicous. I need to set up camp here though I'm lost, it's very dark. Farewell,your friend, Joseph.

DAY ONE

Today was my first day to the mountain, it was alright. Mother got me a really nice sword for the quest, here's a drawing i did of it ( sorry I'm not an artist)



I also got some nice boots. OH YEAH, I almost forgot I have acquired a Noble steed. he is a 3 year old mule named Ernie I like him. I have to go I am very tired from the big first day farewell.

Dragon

My mom was bitten by a black-haired gargoyle, so of course now I have to go to Mt.Hibachi and get a Dragon Scale. I hate going up there, it is very windy and a bit nippy at times. A baby's gotta do what a babies gotta do in the words of the great Tommy Pickles. Oh by the way My name is Joseph Brogan I am a just your normal kid, I am also a level 30 Red Mage in final fantasy, well I have to go I will post later.